Golf is essentially a game where you match your superb skills with your opponents' luck.

There is nothing much you can learn from any golf books, but you have to read many of them to find that out.

Whenever there is a body of water that is exactly where your golf ball is headed.

Whenever you are preparing for a birdie or par putt, you variably end up with a double bogey.

Whenever you start a par putt, someone will appear on a mower in the next green.

No matter how early you get to the golf course, there is always a slow foursome ahead of you.

Every time you hit a par, you are sure to hit at a triple bogey in the next hole to even out your score.

If there is a ball on the green and another is the bunker, yours is always the one in the bunker.

If you ball lands 30 feet from two trees, it will surely bounce off one of the two trees.